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[18 Aug 2008|09:59am]
I have no game, and it's funny to think about the stupid shit i say to try to get girls to hang out with me. haha i hate myself.
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down syndrome tiger? i want to meet this guy. [20 Jul 2008|12:13pm]
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Likely the friendliest tiger ever.
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[17 Jul 2008|02:25pm]
Goddamn i love Italian women! ciao.
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[27 Jan 2008|01:13am]
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Jesus this guy should be on a cereal box!
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[11 Nov 2007|12:47am]
Longest fucking night of my life. Being a supervisor better be worth one more dollar an hour or i'm giving starbucks the banana...split that is.

1 red baron pizza + 1 quart heineken = happy luke.
pass out do it all over again.


yours truly,
Luke-a-licious
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[07 Nov 2007|01:08am]
I love cookies that i bake that bake me.

i'm planning a camping trip sometime before thanksgiving. if your interested let me know. it should only be like eighteen dollars per tent. and a bar-b-q and hiking and whatever the hell else you want to do.

i have thursday off give me a call if you want to hang.
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[26 Oct 2007|01:21pm]
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Plus, it'll get you high!!
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[10 Oct 2007|01:02pm]
please someone get me out of my house! i can't take it any more!
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[30 Sep 2007|11:42pm]
Sometimes i'm a real asshole, and an idiot. Though this is a little unorthodox you might call me an "idiothole". I seem to be able to shit out negative thoughts and stupid ideas faster than the average idiot's asshole.
sullenly yours,
Lucas "idiothole" Price


P.s.-ignore this post. come back when i have something good to say.
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[24 Sep 2007|01:52pm]
Ah, so we meet a grin.

I hate school but given the chance i will devour books not only for there nutritional value, but for there interesting innards. I don't know what to do with myself. I want to study, i love to learn, i just can't handle the structured environment i suppose.

Love always,
Lucas Wade
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[22 Sep 2007|12:26am]
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Hahahahaha i love this! There are probably a few of you who have no idea whats going on, but that just makes this even better.
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[19 Sep 2007|11:16pm]
i don't need this bullshit.
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[03 Sep 2007|01:09am]
I missed the point one too many times its time i actually try.
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[19 Jul 2007|11:53am]
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I want this so fucking bad, but with speakers in it.
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[04 Jul 2007|01:00am]
I'm fucking Lucas Price bitches....

and what???
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[10 Apr 2007|02:21pm]
quit fucking assuming things and find out.
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what the hell kind of a country do we live in? [07 Apr 2007|01:39pm]
Florida
State Penalties PDF mandatory
Details About this report


Incarceration


Fine
Possession
20 g or less misdemeanor 1 year $1,000
More than 20 g felony 5 years $5,000

Sale or Cultivation
Delivery of 20 g or less misdemeanor 1 year $1,000
25 lbs or less felony 5 years $5,000
25 to 2,000 lbs (or 2,000 plants) felony 3 years MMS* $25,000
2,000 to 10,000 lbs (or 10,000 plants) felony 7 years MMS* $50,000
10,000 lbs (or 10,000 plants) or more felony 15 years MMS* $200,000
Within 1,000 feet of school, college, park or other specified areas felony 15 years $10,000
*Mandatory minimum sentence.

Miscellaneous (paraphernalia, license suspensions, drug tax stamps, etc...)
Paraphernalia possession misdemeanor 1 year $1,000
Any conviction causes driver's license suspension for 6 months to 2 years.
Details

Possession of 20 grams or less of marijuana is a misdemeanor, punishable by up to one year in jail and a fine of up to $1,000. Possession of greater than 20 grams of marijuana is a felony, punishable by up to five years in prison and a fine of up to $5,000.

The delivery of 20 grams or less of marijuana for no consideration is a misdemeanor and is punishable by up to one year in jail and a fine of up to $1,000. Sale, delivery or cultivation of any other amount up to 25 pounds is a felony and punishable by up to five years in prison and a fine of up to $5,000.

Sale, delivery or cultivation of greater than 25 pounds is considered trafficking, and all trafficking offenses have mandatory minimum sentences. For less than 2,000 pounds or less than 2,000 plants, there is a mandatory minimum sentence of three years and a fine of $25,000. For less than 10,000 pounds or less than 10,000 plants there is a mandatory minimum sentence of seven years and a fine of $50,000. For 10,000 pounds or 10,000 plants or greater, the mandatory minimum sentence is 15 years in prison and a fine of $200,000.

Any sale or delivery occurring within 1,000 feet of a school, college, public park, public housing, daycare center, or church is punishable by up to 15 years in prison and a fine of $10,000.

The possession of paraphernalia is a misdemeanor, punishable by up to one year in jail and a fine of up to $1,000.

Conviction of a drug related offense also requires suspension of the offender's driver's license for at least six months but not longer than two years.

Mandatory minimum sentence: When someone is convicted of an offense punishable by a mandatory minimum sentence, the judge must sentence the defendant to the mandatory minimum sentence or to a higher sentence. The judge has no power to sentence the defendant to less time than the mandatory minimum. A prisoner serving an MMS for a federal offense and for most state offenses will not be eligible for parole. Even peaceful marijuana smokers sentenced to "life MMS" must serve a life sentence with no chance of parole.
Also see Federal Laws
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[03 Apr 2007|12:13am]
This land is your land this land is my land, from california to the new york island; from the redwood forest to the gulf stream waters, this land was made for you and me.
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[18 Mar 2007|03:19am]
I bet if Saint Patrick went to hell his punishment would be to eat the vomit of everyone who tossed on saint Patrick's day, but he's probably a blade of grass, harvested by an ant, eaten by a queen, birthed as a prince, drowned looking for a drink, swallowed by a traveler, transfigured into tissue only to lie in the dirt again.

immortality is possible through recognition of consciousness?

too damn cold.
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[14 Mar 2007|12:54am]
too much coffee. need something to do but im sort of stuck. listen to music it will make me forget about time. i want to take a train somewhere before i cant. well whats the worst that could happen? you got hurt well thats when you dust yourself off and punch the bastard straight in the mouth for telling you they would not. ha doesnt work that way any more now we have social order and common decency but where was that safety net when you fell? good goddamn question! When i was there i couldnt wait to get to the next amazing thing and had to remind myself that this is what i came to see, but medicated or self prescribed it doesnt matter its all killing me like the air i breath or the sun that wakes me up. on a lighter note what is the only part of a vegetable you cant eat?
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